Thursday, January 31, 2008

WARNING: Copyright Infringement Notification

In one of the severla internet groups i belog, I read the notification and though it might be a good bit of information to pass on. we have all heard about the RIAA and the MPAA suing people, but what actually happens before you get served with court papers? This letter is a typical warning.


WARNING: Copyright Infringement Notification
We are writing as a courtesy to let you know that we have received notification from one or more owners of copyrights claiming that their work has been transmitted over the Internet from your account without their permission. Copyright owners may include motion picture studios, the recording industry or others who produce or distribute legally protected material. (Please see enclosed notice(s)). We are concerned that either you or a person with access to your account may be unknowingly participating in certain file sharing or server-related activities that led to this complaint.

As you may recall, the Optimum Online Terms of Service posted at www.optonline.net require compliance with all applicable laws and specifically prohibits the use of the Optimum Online system for copyright infringement.
We consider you a valued customer, so we wanted to let you know that if the copyright holder pursues this claim, or if there are additional claims, it could lead to legal action against you. We may be required by law to release private information about you and to suspend, or even terminate, your service. We want to help you prevent this from happening.

In order to assist you in your future use of our service, we encourage you to visit www.optonline.net/copyright for tips and guidelines that we hope will give you all the information you need to avoid further action on this matter or on other matters.

We regret having to send notices like this, and we do not wish to alarm you unnecessarily, but we have a responsibility to advise you of any notices concerning your account.

If you have any questions about our Optimum Online policies, please feel free to contact us at the Customer Service Center, 6xx-8xx-5xxx. We appreciate your business, and look forward to providing you with excellence in broadband service for many years to come.


Regards,
Raymond J. Connolly
Registered Copyright Agent
Cablevision Systems Corporation

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Blog to Ebook in 1 easy step!

Many the aspiring writers and bloggers have been searching for a way to convert your wordpress blog into an ebook - easily and with as little pain as possible.

A new open source "wordpress blog to ebook" plug-in has been released called WPTeX
This is the answer to all our prayers!

Unfortunately, for blogger and typepad users, this isn't available yet.
Give it some time, and we'll all be accomplished publishers!

More information is available: http://xhtml-css.com/wptex/index.html

Social Sites Support

Everyone uses facebook, myspace, digg, technorati and other social bookmarking and networking sites. We all run into problems setting up our profiles, or making changes to them. More often than not, support for these sites is completely inadequate. Social Sites Support is here to help!

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Friday, January 18, 2008

Tech Support to laugh, cry or just shake your head?

Some funny instances of real and not so real tech support calls. This actually happens people!

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine . I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute.. I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry....

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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

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Customer: I have problems printing in red..
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.


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Customer: < FONT face=Verdana color=maroon>My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah..that one does work...


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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?


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Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.


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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
< B>Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.


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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.


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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?


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A woman customer called the Canon help d esk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."


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And last but not least...

Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Surf the web using tags, forget about typing!

Tag Clouds are one of the best methods to promote your website and subsequently very simple to use. Commonly referred to as word links, or tag clouds, they are a simple yet effective way to navigate the Internet. Why use a search engine to type out your search, await the result, and then hope that is meets your needs? Tags allow you to simply click on a tag and go to the site. Essentially coming full circle again, with the hyper link, only these are prettier. A tag can be a link to a video, a profile, a graphic, a website, or an email address - anything that you can think of to link to.

For a quick example, stop by www.megatags.info